began to devour your shoes ... . Moreover new. I left my miserable and female barking vagheggiante last Friday ', with the usual tales from the bean to be master of my pseudo working days. Friday 'evening came and then placed me, throwing my humble clothes on the couch, in a dying frog pose on the bed with a single thought "I do not feel very well." Shining eyes, ball, a cadaverous complexion made him look even more 'dark fringe of a sweaty death splattered on the front. The even more 'boy vampire, sucking my lifeblood, did not for obvious his presence with the nice phrase: "Me? See You? Rather I'm listening to music at home and polish my furniture with the stock records. .. which is better. "
"What is' better!" Ahhahah, but it is not 'a phrase that said even a Smurf asshole? "
smurf only in the Smurf village to take everything very seriously. And it 'a moralist, who believes that everything he says Papa Smurf is sacred, in fact supports it always, in all situations, but unfortunately for him, the other Smurfs in the village see him as a bit' boring, just because it 's always very serious and no joke ever.
Revenge of the smurf has done its damage: the consumption. I have tuberculosis. E 'for three days I keep coughing and my stomach hurt all the effort, and spit blood every five minutes pops me Santa Rosalia with a fishing rod in hand.
course this morning I went to the pharmacy and I turn 6 before finding one open. So I parked the My Panda decrepit green, but at some point have been taken by the coughing up of phlegm convulsions and sputazzamento. Passers-by were stupid. One even asked me if I needed a doctor, if I was well short.
Well then, get to die 'in the next 24 hours and that in two days and' pure Valentine's Day, to declare the end of my earthly existence, and like any Indian holy man, I decided the right time to die ... but you can do it http://www.magnaromagna.it/test/oramorte.php .
Now apart from the sentence smurf, I believe very fate and I do not like AT ALL as Gargamel's cat is called ....
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