Monday, February 19, 2007
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Cervical Polyp Removal Pain
With all the ass that I gave to Cupid, now has problems with its real toilet. But here is a folk remedy for morroidi, "you bark branches mint na tennireddhri ulia you."
(Hemorrhoids: put a bark of tender olive branches on the affected part).
We are already 'all better.
Happy Valentine's Day. And let's stop with these consumers.
Monday, February 12, 2007
Renting Exotic Animals In New York
began to devour your shoes ... . Moreover new. I left my miserable and female barking vagheggiante last Friday ', with the usual tales from the bean to be master of my pseudo working days. Friday 'evening came and then placed me, throwing my humble clothes on the couch, in a dying frog pose on the bed with a single thought "I do not feel very well." Shining eyes, ball, a cadaverous complexion made him look even more 'dark fringe of a sweaty death splattered on the front. The even more 'boy vampire, sucking my lifeblood, did not for obvious his presence with the nice phrase: "Me? See You? Rather I'm listening to music at home and polish my furniture with the stock records. .. which is better. "
"What is' better!" Ahhahah, but it is not 'a phrase that said even a Smurf asshole? "
smurf only in the Smurf village to take everything very seriously. And it 'a moralist, who believes that everything he says Papa Smurf is sacred, in fact supports it always, in all situations, but unfortunately for him, the other Smurfs in the village see him as a bit' boring, just because it 's always very serious and no joke ever.
Revenge of the smurf has done its damage: the consumption. I have tuberculosis. E 'for three days I keep coughing and my stomach hurt all the effort, and spit blood every five minutes pops me Santa Rosalia with a fishing rod in hand.
course this morning I went to the pharmacy and I turn 6 before finding one open. So I parked the My Panda decrepit green, but at some point have been taken by the coughing up of phlegm convulsions and sputazzamento. Passers-by were stupid. One even asked me if I needed a doctor, if I was well short.
Well then, get to die 'in the next 24 hours and that in two days and' pure Valentine's Day, to declare the end of my earthly existence, and like any Indian holy man, I decided the right time to die ... but you can do it http://www.magnaromagna.it/test/oramorte.php .
Now apart from the sentence smurf, I believe very fate and I do not like AT ALL as Gargamel's cat is called ....
Friday, February 9, 2007
Cast After Ankle Ligament Surgery
V for Vendetta and I want a positive relationship (and normal).
I feel it coming in the spring. For two days I began to define my territory office by pee 'and raising the tail (they are equipped with a prehensile tail) emitting screeching meow, like a commuter railway that passes on the rusty rails of a railway station secondary.
Sunday, taken by un'impeto in vino veritas, I told the only male person that makes me a favor and shrunken, with its hormone-enraged, that he had had sex with former boyfriend is not very handsome - nrd. Friday 'night me and the guy said we did all'ammmore infoiati wildly as two hamsters and Bulgaria. It 'was amazing. The next day, and 'the crime happened. Sunday and 'was in fact confirmed. To remedy the matter, also on Sunday, I invited the handsome solitissimo the local for a drink. He 'arrived and I was totally drunk at the mercy of other people to make trains and shouting obscenities'. Of course I left without saying goodbye. For two days, Monday 'and Tuesday,' terribly handsome boy has maintained a stony silence, to my constant reminders of love (read annoying meows, like chalk scraping against a blackboard). Wednesday 'evening, after continued washing, I was pleased to come to the local solitissimo where expected. As soon as I saw her eyes (I do not remember if green or blue) I started to look like a miracle of Lourdes. He is 'mbriacato of brandy later defined "Too' mbriacato to do anything." He could not even walk. I'm excited like a chicken (Bulgarian of course) I'm holding my moods and blacks have not even had enough confidence to make the scene / rape of kisses. I am a bit 'scared. Then it was very Scottish cap with a sloping open type grandmother Gertrude. We arrive at Thursday 'where ns. nice handsome guy, yet he invites me to Solitissimo where he would go with her dear amicuzzo: The Untouchable. Can we also have a messenger like confersazione Normal talking about music (where I do not understand a fuck). Of course I was lying on the bed and in no time at all, I fall asleep and no longer 'to his messages. He went out. Package. Ops. Today I recover from the lethargic sleep and even utters cries of coupled nice to see her little person. The unpleasant answer, with no pity 'that tonight stara' home, if I can brighten up your night of dressing up as ostrich, bringing drugs from friends or rape. My presence is not 'more' welcome. Then, not content, I say exact words "I see you already 'Solitissimo room with others to get your Ciucca hahahah in the fog" and is defined as an adult because' these things already 'knows. How they end up. Things.
So ... I turn, I bow down with my pants and wait for things to go in their place. Just that somehow end up. http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2006/07/v-for-vendetta-eggs.jpg
Thursday, February 8, 2007
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
How To Ask A Day Off For A Dentist Appt
My unconscious needs medical attention.